Unemployment is a terrible thing. It’s ten times worse in Nigeria. Today, I remembered all the promises I made before getting my current job. After talking to some friends about it, I realized we are all living the same lives.
Here a few violent lies we have all told:
1) “This is my dream job.”
Truth: Help me, I don’t want to be poor.
2) “I can work long hours.”
Truth: I was only joking. It was just a joke.
3) “This is how much I earned at my previous job.”
Truth: I have inflated the peanut I was earning by 3 in the hopes that I can finally leave poverty behind. For good.
4) “I like additional responsibility.”
Truth: I can die if you give me more work.
5) “In 5 years time, I still see myself in this company.”
Truth: I am using this job to raise funds for Canada.
6) “I work well under pressure.”
Truth: If you stress me too much, I can die.
7) It’s not even about the money, it’s about passion.”
Truth: Yimu.
8) “I am looking for a challenge.”
Truth: I am super super lazy.
9) “I don’t mind the distance.”
Truth: Cries internally.
10) “I am ready to resume as soon as you need me.”
Truth: Can you just be paying me while I sit at home?
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